Funny facebook status Quote by Author Name

“I didn't fall, the stairs of SL just needed a hug OKAY!”

— Lyza Matociños

Admit it. At some point you pretended the floor was made of lava and you had to jump on the cushions to escape :)

— Nishan Panwar

And I heard the sound of her little feet across the hardwood floor and I knelt down with my arms open wide.

— Mark Harris

With my back to the door and you was on the floor.

— You Me At Six

So much had happened that morning. Yet it was this image, this moment, that i kept going back to hours later, after we'd made…

— Sarah Dessen

Walked up the Hill to touch it, then I unzipped my pants and pissed on it when nobody was looking.

— Dead Kennedys

I think that's what finally stopped me. I slid right to the edge. My legs were hanging over. And I could feel it too.…

— Mark Z. Danielewski

I left the room with silent dignity, but caught my foot in the mat.

— George Grossmith

I was about to hug someone sexy but then I head- butted the mirror... lol(:

— Sharon

I remember, the first time I gave Dad a proper hug, it was big.

— Nick Cummins

I took the stairs and felt like my childhood took the elevator.

— Drew Barrymore

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

— Kim Harrison