Amy Sedaris

I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and…

— Amy Sedaris

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

— Amy Sedaris

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior…

— Amy Sedaris

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

— Amy Sedaris

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.

— Amy Sedaris

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

— Amy Sedaris

I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull…

— Amy Sedaris

Usually I'm the one asking somebody to do something because I don't know how to finish it. I'm like, 'Do this for…

— Amy Sedaris

If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.

— Amy Sedaris

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

— Amy Sedaris

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending…

— Amy Sedaris

I live in the moment.

— Amy Sedaris

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of…

— Amy Sedaris

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but…

— Amy Sedaris

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

— Amy Sedaris

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my…

— Amy Sedaris

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then…

— Amy Sedaris

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.

— Amy Sedaris

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

— Amy Sedaris

Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.

— Amy Sedaris

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

— Amy Sedaris

I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.

— Amy Sedaris

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

— Amy Sedaris

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes…

— Amy Sedaris

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm…

— Amy Sedaris