Best friend Quote by Augusten Burroughs

“When I ate vanilla frosting straight from the can, I could feel God standing right nest to me like a real best friend, watching, and smiling, and wishing he had a mouth.” quote by Augusten Burroughs — Download Open image

“When I ate vanilla frosting straight from the can, I could feel God standing right nest to me like a real best friend, watching, and smiling, and wishing he had a mouth.”

Augusten Burroughs

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