Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““Like cubic zirconia, I only look real. I'm an imposter.”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Like cubic zirconia, I only look real. I'm an imposter. The fact is, I am not like other people. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You don’t live in the real world, Z. From what you've told me, I don’t think you ever have. You're like me. You live… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
“I am me. There is only one person in the world like me, and that's me. If you meet another me, he's an imposter.” — Luke Alistar Copy Share Image
“But I am a great pretender, sometimes so good at it that I convince myself that what I pretend is what is truly real.” — Kameron Hurley Copy Share Image
“I don't know, I feel like this isn't the real world. The people, the scene: they just don't seem real to me.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
