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“Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says fix my car or fix my computer I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her shit because I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time she asks me to fix her shit I'm going to get offended and go fix your own shit. Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or her without a car.”

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