When your old girlfriend says... You'll never find anyone like me... just smile and reply... that is the point... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend says, you can tell me anything, she's really saying, I'm going to tell this to my next boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says fix my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're not the boss of me! -What I yell to my girlfriend when she says I'm acting childish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image