Funny new year Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny new year New year funny
I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever. — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
It's nice to get invited to the parties and to be able to hobnob and celebrate a job well done with your colleagues. — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
I go where I'm invited. And all I can tell you is if we accepted every invitation we had, I'd be away every day… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
It's an honor to be brought into the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame and I'm going to show up if I'm invited, you… — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image
I was invited back to the White House. I'm excited about that visit as well. — MC Lyte Copy Share Image
Welcome the present moment as if you had invited it. Why? Because it is all we ever have. — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
I've done festivals in the past where I'd be a guest, it was like, Wow, maybe someday I could play Town Hall - but… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I was looking at the cool group at school and trying to figure out how to get invited to their parties. It was never… — Amelia Dimoldenberg Copy Share Image
I was invited to a halloween party until 12, but made a good choice of studying instead :) — Mariana Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
