Funny new year Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny new year New year funny
I want to kiss you at 11:59 new years eve and again at 12:01 on New Years Day because then it would be the… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I want morning and noon and nightfall with you. I want your tears, your smiles, your kisses¦ the smell of your hair, the taste… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On new year day I want u to kiss me... Kiss me at 11:59 n not finish until 12:01... So can have a perfect… — Pooja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
