Funny quotes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “And please don't let the cat hut me... Amen.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
Honestly I don't know why i have these parties" "Because of your cat" "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I hate it when I meow at cats and they don't meow back.. Unbelievably rude.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I tend to… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause the cat's… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I'm just here to open up doors for all these other cats out here that are trying to do the same thing really. — Pitbull Copy Share Image
Nothin' wrong with havin' a cat in the house. They can see what most people can't, like the folks in the Otherworld when they… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
