Funny life Quote by Andy Borowitz

Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes.

— Bo Burnham

Oh, tweeting prolifically is the most easy thing in the world. Tweeting prolifically is like somebody saying, 'Boy, you're a really good walker around,'…

— Neil Gaiman

“Life should be like a good Tweet - short, pithy, convey a message and inspire others to follow.”

— Ashok Kallarakkal

Fed up with twitter obssed people who tweet and get reponses to the most mundane happenings or make out their lives are sooooooooo interesting!…

— Author Name

Tweeting? It's one of the silliest things ever.

— Tom Ford

I like twitter it's a challenge to say the most thoughts in the fewest amount of words. Like the Meaning of life Live, learn,…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's…

— Steve Martin

It's kind of nice to not have Twitter in my life.

— Gavin McInnes

The hardest thing in life to do is to change.

— Mickey Rourke

I love social media, and it is an important part of how we make change happen. But we can't retweet ourselves out of our…

— Shaun King

The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.

— Anonymous

There are so many things on Twitter, so many mentions, it's hard to get through all of them.

— Jake Arrieta