Candy Quote by Amy Sedaris

I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I shoplifted. I was about five years old, and I took a candy from a store. We paid for three of them, but I…

— Carrie-Anne Moss

I did steal socks, but I got caught... don't shoplift, anyone - don't do it! You're just gonna get caught.

— Sara Shepard

I've been in jail a couple times. I've been caught shoplifting.

— Diplo

If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.

— Russell Brand

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to…

— Marlon Wayans

Anyway, I lived on the streets and did pretty good until I got caught stealing, what was it? I kicked in a restaurant window,…

— Gregory Corso

I definitely would say, by sixth grade, I was a professional shoplifter - and not because I wanted to. I'm not going out to…

— Lolo Jones

There was one 'crime' during the whole time I was at school, when a fountain pen went missing. Stealing just didn't happen. I was…

— Joanna Lumley

I got caught shoplifting, which is not good. I was stealing for this boy that I went with at the time, and I ended…

— Dreezy

I don't remember ever stealing things, but I suppose I was endlessly borrowing money off people.

— A. A. Gill

I'm a great thief. I like to lift stuff and play it better. The real trick is taking whatever you've stolen and trying to…

— Carl Palmer