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The first complaint we hear from everyone is: 'Why would I want to join this stupid useless thing and know what my brother's eating…

— Jack Dorsey

My dad finds Twitter just infinitely unrelatable. He's like, 'Why would I want to tell anybody what I had for a snack, it's private?!'…

— Lena Dunham

I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut.

— Dan Stevens

Twitter is a deliberate abstention. Somehow I hate the idea of there always being, in the back of my mind, this little voice saying:…

— George Saunders

I often don't endorse what I tweet, rather I want to throw things about to spark conversation or controversy. What I think about something…

— Kenneth Goldsmith

I only tweet if I discover something that's fantastic, or if I heard something really great.

— Gayle King

Twitter is so stupid. I mean, it sucks! It's not a good way to communicate and it's really difficult to use it for any…

— Phil Elvrum

“Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted to know…

— Kate Atkinson

But as far as Twitter, I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get home and somebody tweeted and they talked about what I ordered…

— Carrie Underwood

Twitter needs to continue being a good listener and recognize that the service has been redefined by lots of people, tweet by tweet, but…

— Dick Costolo

Sometimes I will tweet things without an audience in mind at all, just because I want to say something that I don't feel I…

— Mira Gonzalez

Tweeting is the new social addictions that causes everyone to wonder who someone is talking about

— Taelor Chardae