I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
Frame every so-called disaster with these words: In five years, will this matter? — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Crushes are wonderful-they make you feel like you're two years old, and you say the stupidest things. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Well, I've just gotten accustomed to just being in Canada for five and a half months a year. — Anthony Michael Hall Copy Share Image
I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research. — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
The genome is a book that wrote itself, continually adding, deleting and amending over four billion years. — Matt Ridley Copy Share Image
I don't want to make a show about AA because it's a personal experience for anybody who is a part of that.… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
I haven't many years left ahead of me and I must devote all my time to painting, in the hope of achieving… — Claude Monet Copy Share Image
It's interesting - years ago, I had such bad stage fright during musical theater auditions that I just gave up. And now… — Tom Lenk Copy Share Image
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
As a 25 year director of a non-profit program I began to see the need to shift from only doing projects/programs to… — Mark Winne Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have this ratio that if you divide age of entrepreneur by market cap of company. For Facebook it's one. Every year… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
I was prosecutor for 18 years. I was threatened by drug dealers, murders, and organized crime. This was a walk in the park. — Tom Marino Copy Share Image
If you travel as much as I do - 165,000 miles last year - you exist nowhere. You're always between heaven and… — Jean Houston Copy Share Image
I feel I've done everything late in life. Got married late, and I didn't do my first movie until I was 31.… — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
After 14 years in boxing, the best decision I could have made was to take the last year off. My mind was… — Miguel Cotto Copy Share Image
Storyboards are kind of inflexible, once you finish making them you have to stick to them. Since animation takes such a long… — Signe Baumane Copy Share Image
If I'm still wistful about On the Road, I look on the rest of the Kerouac oeuvre--the poems, the poems!--in horror. Read… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Some people do rely too much on technology. Look, technology is wonderful and I love it. When I was in the UK… — Tony Visconti Copy Share Image
When you get quick fame and success and exposure, it makes you feel dizzy, and I didn't want to lose my balance… — Ludivine Sagnier Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be the guy people looked at. I felt I could only be myself when I was alone, that… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
My list of things I never pictured myself saying when I pictured myself as a parent has grown over the years. — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
I'm writing mostly to thank you for living you eighty years and to tell you I love you and think of you… — Naomi Shihab Nye Copy Share Image
Beauty at 70 years old isn't the same as beauty at 20 years old, but it is stunning nonetheless. — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
Wikipedia will be small, disreputable, and unimportant compared to CZ in a few more years. Uh, ;-) — Larry Sanger Copy Share Image
The cannon will not suffer any other sound to be heard for miles and for years around it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I'm a beat hoarder. I'll record five songs in a year and I still hoard beats. — Vince Staples Copy Share Image
No one who can rise before dawn three hundred sixty days a year fails to make his family rich. — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I will always enjoy it, that I was one day the Number One, even, like, when I look back in five years. — Angelique Kerber Copy Share Image
Love is not a matter of counting the years -- it's making the years count. — Wolfman Jack Smith Copy Share Image
Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I was 47 when I got pregnant. I'd been trying for a couple of years and thought it would never happen. — Nancy Grace Copy Share Image
In the end of 2012 no one looks back on this year and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep — Tiesto Copy Share Image
[Should] Iraq acquire fissile material, it would be able to build a nuclear weapon within a year. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I. — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
I know for a stretch, at least nine years, I was one of the best lead-off hitters in baseball — Brady Anderson Copy Share Image