You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says,… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
A lot of people do that kind of nostalgia stuff believing that they were very happy in their teenage years, but that's… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the initial style you couldn't watch for more… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Having done a normal job for 10 years, as a psychiatric nurse dealing with emergencies, I know what terrible, hopeless lives some… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over the years… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Managers of hospitals over the years have been increasingly recruited from outside the health service, and although their experience of running a… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I suspect most politicians feel overwhelmed because people's lives are a real struggle, full of unhappiness, and you would probably feel powerless to do… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I know there are certain men that hate women or don't like women, and in order to make women feel small, they tend to… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
