I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Usually, what people in the public eye do is pick two charities and just exclusively work for them. But that means you… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
School was great. There were no boys there, which didn't really bother me at the time because I had two brothers, so… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list.… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I suspect most politicians feel overwhelmed because people's lives are a real struggle, full of unhappiness, and you would probably feel powerless to do… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I know there are certain men that hate women or don't like women, and in order to make women feel small, they tend to… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
