No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason, when I'm… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school play.” — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
On the whole, you can have a private life and be famous. But when milestones happen in your life like having children… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I think it's so easy when you have children just to turn your focus inward on your family and because, when they're… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list.… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
For a long time, people assumed I was gay, so when I got married the press were all a bit shocked and… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I think people tend to believe that women who are successful are probably neglecting their children, possibly a bit hard-nosed and that… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I suspect most politicians feel overwhelmed because people's lives are a real struggle, full of unhappiness, and you would probably feel powerless to do… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I know there are certain men that hate women or don't like women, and in order to make women feel small, they tend to… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
