Breastfeeding Quote by Jo Brand Download Open image “I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.” — Jo Brand ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Breastfeeding Gas Light Nipples Rings Two Two years Years
I wasn't sure how I'd feel about breastfeeding, but quickly realized its brilliance. — Kelis Copy Share Image
Breastfeeding is this savage ritual that just reminds you that your body is a cafeteria now. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I had my twins via surrogacy, so I didn't have that experience of breastfeeding. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I hate to admit this, but before we had a baby I was kind of weirded out by breastfeeding. It looked strange, and I… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
I breastfeed and I’ll be breastfeeding until my son is finished and he weans, — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
My mom breastfed me for more than a year, and I can't imagine doing it any other way. It's cheap and much better for… — Emily Deschanel Copy Share Image
Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The natural power of breastfeeding is one of the greatest wonders of the world. It is about real love. It is about caring and… — Anwar Fazal Copy Share Image
Breast-feeding was so stressful for me. I kept on clenching and pushing my tongue against the bottom teeth, so they started to move toward… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I suspect most politicians feel overwhelmed because people's lives are a real struggle, full of unhappiness, and you would probably feel powerless to do… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I know there are certain men that hate women or don't like women, and in order to make women feel small, they tend to isolate them when they bully them. And women are often humiliated by it and feel they can't do anything about it. So my advice to women would be: there's always support around for those sorts of… — Jo Brand Copy Share
“Breastfeeding is a beautiful thing, one of the most beautiful things that exist in nature. Think about how a woman can literally feed her baby with her body! In my eyes, this is a certain form of beauty, of divinity! To know that my body can not only form and bring another human being into the world, but that I… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share
Breastfeeding should not be taboo—and bottle feeding should not be judged—it's ALL fun for the whole family, — Jaime King Copy Share Image
There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we'd all been weaned too soon. — Gunter Grass Copy Share Image
Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision. — Joe Orton Copy Share Image
“They convinced our mothers that if a food item came in a bottle -- or a can or a box or a cellophane bag -- then it was somehow better for you than when it came to you free of charge via Mother Nature…An entire generation of us were introduced in our very first week to the concept that phony… — Michael Francis Moore Copy Share
“The silence stretched out between us as I stared at him, the tears blurring my vision as I waited for him to save me… — Kathryn Michaels Copy Share Image
When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose. — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
“We do science because we want to understand the truth. It is a constant, ongoing pursuit to understand our own biology so that we can make smart choices at an individual and policy level. If the science of breastfeeding is used first and foremost as a tool for breastfeeding promotion, we compromise public trust in science. Biased information about breastfeeding… — Alice Callahan Copy Share
In addition to that, having the items I needed to foster the breastfeeding process and give me an opportunity to bond with my baby in this way was something that I felt was so important in my life and my experience as a first-time mom. I love that I am able to play a role in giving that joy and… — Daphne Oz Copy Share
“Breastfeeding does not have to be hard. Breastfeeding is natural. With rare exceptions, it becomes hard only because of all the interference caused by the medicalization of birth and unsupportive culture. Animals breastfeed instinctively with no need for supplementation, classes, or support. We as humans also have these instincts. We have become so disconnected. Breastfeeding my children has been one… — Adrienne Carmack Copy Share
