“I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If A Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?” — George Watsky Copy Share Image
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just play the moment, that's the fun of it. You just play the moment. It's great writing and very clever writing, I… — Glenn Close Copy Share Image
“Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sea is common for all... Some take pearls, some take fishes, and some come out just with wet legs..!! The world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
