“I spent most of my money on booze and broads and I wasted the rest of it.” — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
“I’ve heard a sip of gin will make you immune to mosquitoes and other pests.” — Ottessa Moshfegh Copy Share Image
When I am in the cellar of affliction, I look for the Lord's choicest wines. — Samuel Rutherford Copy Share Image
Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does… — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Pry not into the affairs of others, and keep secret that which has been entrusted to you, though sorely tempted by wine… — Horace Copy Share Image
They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
I ain't on no pills, just a little weed, molly, and lean. Yeah I did a couple drugs, now they callin' me… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“You’ll be delighted to know that wine doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean: against tables, chairs, floors, walls and friends… — Lane Hayes Copy Share Image
There are three things that are scary to watch the morning after drinking: own face, purse and list of outgoing calls :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't say the connection is one I've made consciously, but quitting drinking allowed me to be less selfish. My wife would… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
“New research shows that the number of babies born in Massachusetts with opiates in their system is more than triple the national… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Addicts are brilliant liars, Inspector. They lie to themselves and then to everyone else. They’re in denial about their problem, and they… — Fiona Barton Copy Share Image
“The staunch, old soakers, on the other hand men who, if put on tap, would have yielded a red alcoholic liquor, by… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
I believe in human liberty as I believe in the wine of life. There is no salvation for men in the pitiful… — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
Drugs... They helped this girl, before she smoked it she had no confidence, she had no hopes no ambitions, she had a… — Levita BRAHZ Copy Share Image
Cronshaw stopped for a moment to drink. He had pondered for twenty years the problem whether he loved liquor because it made… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.” — Kathy Bryson Copy Share Image
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo. — Kenny Baker Copy Share Image
Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Stil blazin, still blazin, still blazin, cause ganja power is so amazingg. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
On land, on sea, at home abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God. — Johann Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
