New York champagne...that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. — Archie Bunker Copy Share Image
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
I love Far Niente, Cakebread Chardonnay, and I love Opus One! — Kim Zolciak-Biermann Copy Share Image
Ust been on a weeks worth of drinking and now detoxing for next session. — Justin Bobby Copy Share Image
Twenty-K shopping when dude go overseas. Smoking weed in the most expensive suite. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I could never afford to be in a position where I could do something stupid, so I gave up drinking. — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice. — Prodigy Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I threw the pearl of my soul into a cup of wine. I went down the primrose path to the sound of… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. — Diogenes Copy Share Image
Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Finish the wine," he suggested softly, "and let me have my way with you. And in the morning we'll both pretend that… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
We start with people who are motivated to get paid and be on TV, and we end up with people who have… — Drew Pinsky Copy Share Image
I was doing the wrong thing, at the time I thought I was doing the right thing. It's like if you're dealing… — Ice T Copy Share Image
You collect as much information as you can and then you put it into the mulberry of your mind and hope that… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
“With each successive pint he found that he was enjoying himself significantly less; until now he was sitting and shivering on the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Researchers who examined the voting records of wine judges found that 90 percent of the time they give inconsistent ratings to a… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
The war on drugs was never meant to be won. Instead, it will be prolonged as long as possible in order to… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
As for us, He has appointed the job of permanent unemployment. If he wanted us to work, after all, He would not… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“Curiously, growing Papaver somniferum in America is legal—unless, that is, it is done in the knowledge that you are growing a drug,… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
