Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong. — William Maginn Copy Share Image
Fresh off tha jet sharper than gillette The blunt still wet so pass it like brett — Young Money Copy Share Image
Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila. — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I hear these people saying [Barack Obama]'s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested. I mean, it's crazy. — Robert Gibbs Copy Share Image
“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Well,' Bill said, 'we might as well have another drink.' 'Damned good idea,' Mike said. 'One never gets anywhere by discussing finances.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
The girl who I will marry will have a heart so wise that in the hollow of her eyes my heart will… — Jacques Brel Copy Share Image
“Like addiction itself, anxiety will always find a target, but exists independently of its targets. Only when we become aware of it… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
Yea, and if some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure… For already have I suffered… — Homer Copy Share Image
“Absinthe is legal today in Europe, the United States, and many places around the world. Some governments regulate the amount of thujone… — Amy Stewart Copy Share Image
Sometimes people want to do better with their lives, but they're trapped in their habits & addictions. When you see the least… — Dearlisa Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't make cocktails with whisky. I'll always drink it with a little bit of water. I love Negronis early on, but… — Patrick Grant Copy Share Image
I believe I accepted the first hit of crack because I am an addict, and that's what addicts do. There was nothing… — Ruben Castaneda Copy Share Image