Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

“God was bored with the humans, so he invented alcohol.”

— John Kenney

“Lord, my hands were made for blessing, but not my feet!”

— Giovanni Guareschi

“Sure, I have nice shoes. They’re in my closet, collecting a patina of dust. My shoes were made for dancing, and that’s why they’re…

— Jarod Kintz

“When you move your feet you unleash a wave of possibilities for God to do a mighty work in your life.”

— Germany Kent

“We will walk to God barefoot: our feet lacerated, our limbs wounded.”

— Saadi Youssef

“I'd make stuff up, like, 'I heard that when Jesus built furniture he never used glue in the joints, that he'd touch them and…

— Scott Carrier

“The first time Dad tried Rollerblades he had a bad wipeout on the sidewalk in front of our house- his feet went flying out…

— Evan Kuhlman

“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.”

— Jim Butcher

“God will really make your enemy your footstool”

— Tyler Perry

“Alcohol has a remarkable way of making everything seem like a good idea.”

— Elle Kennedy

“Shoes need feet to walk! Everything needs something to function!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“If you think you need something for you to be happy, you make that thing your god.”

— Kyle Cease