My life sucks when I’m only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it’s really like, I’d probably jump… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I smoke too much whether it's going well or badly. After all these years, I definitely associate having a pen in my… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make… — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
There's loads of stuff we should be drinking before a game but before I was a bit too lazy. — Emile Smith Rowe Copy Share Image
Cuz nigga I smoke good everyday. I probably live the life that you wish you could everyday. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“...The drunk and the maimed both are dragged forward out of the arena like a boneless Christ, one man under each arm,… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“drugs, hard. Under the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971, the law was changed in the United Kingdom to ensure that the production… — william donaldson Copy Share Image
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Honor to a Spaniard, no matter how dishonest, is as real a thing as water, wine, or olive oil. There is honor… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I would spend more time with my children. I would make my money before spending it. I would learn the joys of… — John Huston Copy Share Image
My daddy was a carpenter that worked with the Jones boys, who are the most notorious in America. The black gangsters, you… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh Cecelia, you would have loved my grandmother, Miz Goodpepper said, dunking a cookie into her wine. She was so alive and… — Beth Hoffman Copy Share Image
Si's a red wine fanatic; I'm a white wine fanatic. Which is good, because it means you get a bottle to yourself! — Dave Myers Copy Share Image
The roots of addiction can be seen in our search for happiness in something outside of our self, be it drugs, relationships,… — Lee L Jampolsky Copy Share Image
Stoner's live and stoner's die But in the end we all get high And if in life we don't succeed Fuck the… — Miss Michelle Wilson Copy Share Image
Eventually my goal is get a place in Ojai where I can have animals and a big garden. Just drink wine all… — Michelle Branch Copy Share Image
Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I love champagne, but I don't have champagne every night. If I go out, and I want to have a drink, I'll… — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
A good glass of red wine or maybe a little bit too much every now and then is just fine. Heavy boozing,… — Floor Jansen Copy Share Image
You Ever Smoked blunt And Asked Yourself. . . . Where the fuck is Dora the Explorer parents At That Bitch Is… — Bear The Creator Copy Share Image
I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. — Jonathan Katz Copy Share Image
Growing hemp as nature designed it is vital to our urgent need to reduce greenhouse gases and ensure the survival of our… — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
Wine you talk man shake it, what? Wine now, just wine your belly. Wine you talk man work it...take a wine now. — Alison Hinds Copy Share Image
“Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it.” — Harriet Evans Copy Share Image
“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Food, like the people who eat it, can be stimulated by wine or spirits. And, as with people, it can also be… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
the reward for total abstinence from alcohol seems, illogically enough, to be the capacity for becoming intoxicated without it. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it won't be for our benefit but for the authorities. To have it… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka… — Peter Benchley Copy Share Image
I know if I stopped hosting 'Wine Library TV,' we'd probably lose 75 percent of our audience, but the remaining 25 percent… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Kissing at the top, holding at the middle fire at the bottom. Do you know what is it? What ? Don't think… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“The addiction to the Soviet myth is as tenacious and difficult to cure as any other addiction.” — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
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