Cowboy Quote by Patton Oswalt

“Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.”

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The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once…

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I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

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“If I hear the term ‘healing journey’ one more f–king time… It is not a ‘healing journey.’ It’s a ‘numb slog.’ It’s just a, ‘Well, it’s the end of another day — Guess I’ll do that tomorrow.’ It’s just a numb slog, until you start feeling s–t again. If they would call it a ‘numb slog’ instead of a ‘healing…

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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able…

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I wish I had a really cool, esoteric answer, but what the process is to me is going onstage night after night after night…

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If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday,…

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“hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated…

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As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative.

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We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act…

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With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better be doing new stuff. There's always a tiny part of the audience that want to hear certain bits of yours, or they've brought friends to see you, and they've told them about some of your bits.…

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If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying…

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What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is very politicized these days, literally down to what kind of coffee you drink - that I used to fight with people about. And by the way, not just people like Republicans and Christians, but liberal friends…

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