Week Quotes · Page 72

Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.

— Colin Jost

LaDainian Tomlinson, Hines Ward, Marion Barber, and a host of other black stars help the NFL shine brightly week after week.

— Stephen A. Smith

I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him.

— Anonymous

I have to paint at least two times a week, and there's not enough time in the day to do everything.

— Mary Lynn Rajskub

I would say 80% of the scripts I get are dramas and not comedies or romantic comedies, which is funny because that's…

— Eva Longoria

I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I do Tracy Anderson's dance aerobics classes.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

You don't win an Olympic gold medal with a few weeks of intensive training.

— Seth Godin

It was very hard training just once a week when my ultimate ambition was to play professionally.

— Stuart Dallas

When I first started playing I was earning 27.50 a week, and Id offer to clean the senior footballers cars for a…

— Dion Dublin

I train three, four, five times a week, protein six times a day, resistance training for at least 45 minutes... it's so…

— Gwendoline Christie

I was fighting it left all day, just enough to get myself in difficult positions to get up and down. The par…

— Darren Clarke

Party Down' is the most fun I've ever had working in my life. We shoot 10-episode seasons and we shoot it in…

— Lizzy Caplan

I actually only went to high school for six weeks. I lost sleep deciding on what I would wear the next day…

— Hope Partlow

I used to sleep in the desert once every week, now it is every two weeks, most of the time alone. It's…

— Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum

I'm based in Stockholm and I train at Nexus Fighter Centre, it's my club and my head coach Andreas Michael but for…

— Alexander Gustafsson

It's liberating to live at home during the week, but on the weekend it's like, Jesus Christ, how much History Channel can…

— John Rzeznik

It's like aversion therapy. You keep doing scenes over and over again with three women in the bed with you, and we…

— Steve Coogan

From a writing standpoint, maybe television is a little more satisfying because it's not all hinging on one thing. You can experiment,…

— Seth MacFarlane

I could go play some songs for two hours every week - play whatever I wanted to - and then also spend…

— Chris Baio

At some point I go back on the sand to get my sand legs. Because it takes a good month for my…

— Kerri Walsh

Body concentrates order. It continuously self-repairs. Every five days you get a new stomach lining. You get a new liver every two…

— Lynn Margulis

We’ve been secretly datin’ since last week.” He gives me a smile and a look that says I’m his one-and-only. That smile…

— Simone Elkeles

We dress our garden, eat our dinners, discuss the household with our wives, and these things make no impression, are forgotten next…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

We know from Talmadge Hayer, one of the men who carried out the assassination, who was shot by Ruben X as he…

— Manning Marable

Fashion week is always going to be necessary, but it's not going to be for everybody.

— Damon Dash

If there's a heaven upon the earth, a fellow knows it when He's been away from home a week, and then gets…

— Will Carleton

Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book.

— R. L. Stine

I am not saying another word, just last week I got my heart break, I can't take another one until next Friday !!

— Glen Rambharack

Dad worked in the same shop, behind the same counter, five or six days a week, for 38 years, and hated it.

— David Thewlis

School is just an endless cycle of 'I need to make it through school this week' every week.

— Celeste Hartman

On February 17th, Four weeks from [Barack Obama's] inauguration, he signed a bill which saved or created 4 million jobs.

— Nancy Pelosi

When you go a week without seeing a human face, that does something to you.

— Kent Brantly

I like working. But now I have a deal with my wife that I take a half-day off each week.

— Jack Thorne

I can only think of so many good ideas in a week. Having other people contribute makes my life easier.

— Martin Fowler

During the week I have workout every day from 9 to noon, then I get to rest, then back to the gym…

— Alicia Sacramone

If a cook can't make soup between two and seven, she can't make it in a week.

— Anthony Trollope

They spent all week saving pennies and went out Saturdays to spend fifty bucks in three hours.

— Jack Kerouac

I start work at 7 A.M. and write all day, seven days a week. If I don't write, I can't sleep.

— Anthony Horowitz

The battle of the euro is being fought right now in Spain and Italy. The future of the euro is at stake…

— Luis de Guindos

This is the Middle East, where every week you have something new; so whatever you talk about this week will not be…

— Bashar al-Assad