You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped,… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub.… — Zlatan Ibrahimovic Copy Share Image
I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical… — Carl Linnaeus Copy Share Image
Why are we worn out? Why do we, who start out so passionate, brave, noble, believing, become totally bankrupt by the age… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for… — Michael Levitt Copy Share Image
Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I am a morning person...I love waking up, walking & reveling In the beauty of all the flowers and trees....while chugging a… — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what… — Israel Gelfand Copy Share Image
The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during… — Boris Spassky Copy Share Image
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
You cutting the lawn, fixing the machines, all this leprous day and then more vodka, more soda and the pond forgiving our… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
