“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.” — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
My favorite drink is a Coke and vodka - very simple. Or a red wine, if Im being more chill. — Kenya Kinski-Jones Copy Share Image
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. — Richard Owen Copy Share Image
[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories! — Sienna Miller Copy Share Image
I am a morning person...I love waking up, walking & reveling In the beauty of all the flowers and trees…while chugging a… — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
“Annie took another sip of the vodka, letting the alcohol seep through her system, turning bad ideas into good ones.” — Kevin Wilson Copy Share Image
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. — Stan Bowles Copy Share Image
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for… — Michael Levitt Copy Share Image
Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
“I hate vodka. It is the second worst thing to have come out of Russia, after communism - which isn't Russian anyway,… — Param Vyas Copy Share Image
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I… — John Green Copy Share Image
I love people-watching at the clubs in Los Angeles, where girls make fools of themselves and guys pay thousands of dollars for… — Jackie Collins Copy Share Image
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities -… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during… — Boris Spassky Copy Share Image
“Wine and tobacco destroy the individuality. After a cigar or a glass of vodka you are no longer Peter Sorin, but Peter… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
It was probably one of the things that gave me a sense of possibility and allowed for me to see beyond the… — Kehinde Wiley Copy Share Image
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
“Nothing gave him more pleasure than laying waste to a hoagie and a bottle of vodka, unless it was doing both while… — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
“Deceivingly, Miss Neville, the word vodka means 'little water.' The Russians are masters of the understatement." - Lord Nash” — Liz Carlyle Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
Whatever happened to Trump Airlines? How about Trump University? And then there's Trump Magazine and Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks, and Trump… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as… — Elizabeth Loftus Copy Share Image
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I usually wake up far after breakfast. That's as much as you're going to find out about my dietary requirements other than… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka… — Peter Benchley Copy Share Image
If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
Other people's films are like a cocktail, a little alcohol with water and juice. My films are like pure vodka. — Jiang Wen Copy Share Image
Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six… — Alexander Lebed Copy Share Image
“Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image