Note to self Quote by Candace Bailey Download Open image “Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!” — Candace Bailey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Note to self
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'll take a shot of vodka if I want it to be raspy... I tell whoever's in the studio to get boiling hot water,… — PartyNextDoor Copy Share Image
The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a… — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything! — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Hold the phone! There's a show called 'Too cute. Puppies' on Animal Planet?? Time to set the Dvr! — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to fight the spaz in me. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Note to self: If you do not know how to spell a big scary spiders name, DO NOT look it up on the internet.… — Becky Eisele Copy Share Image
“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Decebel looked over at Fane. "A face tu fiecare a lua ce ei say?(Do you ever get what they say?)" Fane smiled at his… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
Note to self: never participate in a trend about politics. Crazy people everywhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.” — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries. — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Note to self: Smile, look happy and act like there is nothing wrong. People will just think you want attention anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The early Christians took this story and used it as the backdrop for the doctrine of ‘The Trinity.’ For me, though, this myth has… — Eric Overby Copy Share Image
