The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty.… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
