Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg did his own software for Facebook, and Larry Page and Sergey Brin made their own for Google. — Xavier Niel Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I respect Cris and I think Cris is a lovely person, but the Cris that's portrayed on social media is not necessarily… — Megan Anderson Copy Share Image
The lazy blogosphere has given up on journalism and now trolls Twitter for their on-the-record in-depth articles. — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
When people make a status saying 'Likes' to just see how much likes they can get and not give anyone a like… — Corey Bird Copy Share Image
There's nothing you can do about what social media is now or the internet. You just try to find other avenues to… — Keith Sweat Copy Share Image
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter… — Addison Timlin Copy Share Image
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I think social media is an interesting beast - you can't get too caught up in it. People can get caught up… — Banks Copy Share Image
Facebook turned me down. It was a great opportunity to connect with some fantastic people. Looking forward to life’s next adventure. — Brian Acton Copy Share Image
I feel really humbled because I decided to go on Twitter, and all of my fans on Twitter say one thing consistently… — Preity Zinta Copy Share Image
I would be horrible at Twitter. I wouldn't know the answer to fans' questions half the time - and the patience involved!… — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
The relationship between WordPress and Tumblr has always been pretty friendly: Tumblr's own blog used to be on WP, WordPress.com supports Tumblr… — Matt Mullenweg Copy Share Image
“It’s super-important to have a strong social media presence, and Jane’s always going, When interviewers ask you about your Twitter, say you… — Teddy Wayne Copy Share Image
Growing up in the social media world, it's tough. Your face changes, you get older, your face fills out, and you fall… — McKayla Maroney Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you see everyone's highlight reels because of social media. You don't know the work that went into getting… — Karen Civil Copy Share Image
Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or kissed on the cheek at Easter.… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
Of course, I always try to integrate my life on social media but I would be the last person to post a… — Amyra Dastur Copy Share Image
Amazon's 'Twitch' appears to be creating a service that operates like Twitter. — Walt Mossberg Copy Share Image
I hate when I comment on a girl status then thirsty niggas starting commenting. I delete my comment — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The cruelty and the meanness, that's why I'm not, I don't have a social media account that's public. — Ashley Biden Copy Share Image
I admire Mark Zuckerberg... for not selling out, for wanting to make a company. I admire that a lot. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Instead of following someone on twitter, you should try and follow your dreams. — Sabelo Mkhomazi Copy Share Image
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet. — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
Twitter fascinates me because it's real. It feels kind of unreal, but it makes very real things happen. — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
