Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I dont know something?google it. when I dont know someone?facebook. when I cant find anything? MOM! — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If twitter was highschool my penis would be the spam in every hot chicks inbox. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You curate information that you want to receive. It's a lot different because I'm not asking you if it's okay, I'm just… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
Humans will always babble. If someone wants to tweet that they can't decide whether to wear blue socks or brown socks, then… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I dnt understand thoses couples that fight and a minute later write in their status on facebook ugh single . I fight… — Mia Lugo Copy Share Image
I do not have a Facebook page, and I do not chat on Twitter. I don't have a web site, even if… — Andrea Pirlo Copy Share Image
When I used to put videos on MySpace, there'd always be someone posting something nasty. To those people, I'd send friend requests,… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
“Thomas E has already told me that he had to write a tweet for English and that his teacher liked his rough… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I don't take Twitter that serious. It's all in good humor. I've made fun of people on Twitter and it's whatever. — Fabolous Copy Share Image
Imgur isn't about following a celebrity, and it's not about following a person in real life. You don't have to build up… — Alan Schaaf Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A fundamental approach to life transformation is using social media for therapy; it forces you to have an opinion, provides intellectual stimulation,… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
When you look at things like social media, that's an immensely powerful tool that I'm all in favor of. I think it's… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK, slutbook,meet juss to fuck book,trying to be sneaky but then get caught up book, shamebook,lamebook,using a fake name book,corny in the… — Kayla Jay Copy Share Image
You delete someone off your Facebook because they never talk to you, never comment or like your status and everything, they just… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
14 ways Traditional Marketing fails where Social Media thrives What traditional marketing failed to achieve in the past is being organically achieved… — Hania Whitfield Copy Share Image
I said a long time ago that Foursquare can make cities better. You have these augmented realities like Foursquare and Twitter and… — Jack Dorsey Copy Share Image
There's a lot of talk about people being abused on Twitter, women being savagely insulted and degraded. I think, 'Why get into… — Steven Berkoff Copy Share Image
You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I post something, I would like to type your name and post in every minutes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter. Honestly, that's all I really have to say to explain insanity. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
PARTNERSHIP, A legal fiction exactly like marriage, but without the major benefits — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
That one moment when you post a question and someone dose it right after you — Megan Sartin Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who the fuck likes ALL my quotes and shit I post on here? like STALKER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything I know about Facebook makes me want to avoid it. Twitter has really improved my reading habits. — Robert Christgau Copy Share Image
“Going social is so much more about the soft sell than the hard sell.” — Jeremy Goldman Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
