“Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Everybody is a writer. Everybody uses e-mail and has Facebook pages and tweets. — Mary Norris Copy Share Image
You know you're a Hoe when you tweet RT if you've ever seen me naked and you end up trending worldwide — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If your philosophy can be explained in a tweet, you're a moron. That's my philosophy. Wait...” — T.J. Kirk Copy Share Image
We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
“I can’t be around you right now. It hurts too much, because I am so completely and desperately in love you, Tweet.” — Alison G. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I’ve been unsure about many things in my life except that I have always loved him. Every single minute of every single… — Alison G. Bailey Copy Share Image
One of the reasons that I'm a lurker on Twitter is that every time I tweet an idea, I feel like I'm… — Bill Keller Copy Share Image
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
So much of my life is not about work and that is usually mainly what I do tweet about. We live a… — Jennifer Ehle Copy Share Image
The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet. — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I apologize to everyone who was offended by my insensitive tweet about the situation in Egypt. I've dedicated my life to raising… — Kenneth Cole Copy Share Image
I'm actually on the Twitter like all those crazy young kids are, and if I'm going to do an in-store appearance or… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Twitter is maybe the worst thing. It's cool when you can tweet out your show and be like, 'Hey, come see my… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
It's really sweet when people tweet at me and say I'm their spirit animal or 'I wish she was my best friend,'… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
In this great age of communication, there a lot of people you can't actually understand. I know everyone tweets, and twits and… — Penelope Keith Copy Share Image
I've heard people on panels say, 'You must have a Web site. You need to tweet. Repeat the title of your book… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I think, generally, the president's tweets are not helpful to him. At the same time, Donald Trump is figured out a way… — Roy Blunt Copy Share Image
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