Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when somebody has to explain the tweet they just posted. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.” — Carla H. Krueger Copy Share Image
I feel like people only want to hear me say funny things. Like, I don't tweet about my kids or being a… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
One Chinese tweet is equal to 3.5 English tweets. ... Because of this, the Chinese really regard this microblogging as a media,… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking about how high school gossip travels fast. I guess my life has been reduced to either a text… — Thomas Amo Copy Share Image
“But the mood wasn’t jovial. There was no laughing. There was only tension that could have been sliced with a tweet and… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
Fed up with twitter obsessed people who tweet on and respond to the most mudane happenings. Why the new age need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I feel strongly about something, I don't bother what will people say, especially when it is about the country and the… — Virender Sehwag Copy Share Image
I mentioned Ellen Page on Twitter in a tweet. It was like, "I met Ellen Page last night and she's so beautiful… — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
I'm flattered anytime someone has taken enough time to listen to me and make a connection to someone else, honestly. I feel… — Charlie Worsham Copy Share Image
That's the one thing that I love about Twitter. There's no rule that says it's a discussion. So I love when I… — Colton Dunn Copy Share Image
You know, when my dad was a racing fan in Australia he would follow Jack Brabham and sometimes only hear if he… — Mark Webber Copy Share Image
Social media has come a long way. With the good has come some bad, and you always have a lot of people… — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
It's a great way of getting my word out. I love Twitter and tweeting, and I have - between that and Facebook,… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Despite the metadata attached to each tweet, and despite trails of retweets and 'favorite' tweets, the Twitter corpus lacks the latticework of… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
I often get asked by people 'Is your Twitter real?' and things of that nature. I'm never sure how to respond to… — Mira Gonzalez Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I'll read something and I'll feel angry. And then I'll calm down a little bit. I'll think about… — Ted Lieu Copy Share Image
The tweets are getting shorter, but the songs are still 4 minutes long. You're coming up with 140-character zingers, and the song… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Falling into Donald Trump's trap, or being distracted every time he sends out a tweet is really not leadership. And, I would… — Sam Rasoul Copy Share Image
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There is not a flower or bird in sight, only a small screen on which lines are moving, while the child sits… — John Davy Copy Share Image
It's funny, now that we have Twitter and Facebook and stuff, you can really see how you affect fans. Before all that,… — Robert Glasper Copy Share Image
It was clear to me that the White House's solemn atmosphere would not civilize Trump. But the merciless nepotism with which he… — Martin Schulz Copy Share Image
I never like the question about letter grades, but I think Trump is failing. I think that every day there's another set… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
There are systemic, painful problems of globalization and de-industrialization that cannot be solved with a phone call or a tweet or an… — David Remnick Copy Share Image
