When I was 14, a camp counselor explained what "eating out" was and I vowed to never have it done to me.… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal… — Jerry Greenfield Copy Share Image
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Memory is a funny thing. It tricks you into believing that you've forgotten important moments, and then when you're raking your brain… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Though Diogenes lived in a tub, there might be, for aught I know, as much pride under his rags, as in the… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
I was so unhealthy. I used to go to 'Cold Stone Creamery,' get a tub of Butterfinger ice cream, and eat it… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
I've got huge tubs full of stuff that I can sell on eBay. If there are people out there that are interested,… — Gillian Anderson Copy Share Image
In this particular tub, two knees jut up like icebergs, while minute brown hairs rise on arms and legs in a fringe… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Wen is one of my favorite products because it's one tub full of shampoo and conditioner, all in one. I really love… — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. I was also a… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
I was a chubby, chubby little tub-tub. At the times when it mattered: twelve, thirteen, and fourteen. I'm so happy I was.… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
Americans threw away their communities in order to save a few dollars on hair dryers and plastic food storage tubs, never stopping… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You know, for an actor to come into the midst of that, it's - It can either be difficult and somewhat unnerving,… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get… — Neve Campbell Copy Share Image
Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
No matter your spiritual beliefs, if you hold any, the answer is the same: sometimes, why is not knowable. If you open… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I have developed a rash on my body where the rough cloth rubs on my skin. I wanted to take a bath,… — Karen Cushman Copy Share Image
I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure… — Sanaa Lathan Copy Share Image
