On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If I have a tombstone when it's all over, it will say, 'He tried to connect.' — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare, To digg the dust encloased heare! Blest be the man that spares thes stones, And curst… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The chances that your tombstone will read 'Killed by Asteroid' are about the same as they'd be for 'Killed in Airplane Crash.' — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“I don't want my life to be defined by what is etched on a tombstone. I want it to be defined by… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
Having read the inscriptions upon the tombstones of the great and little cemeteries, Wang Peng advised the Emperor to kill all the… — Paul Eldridge Copy Share Image
If a man needs an elaborate tombstone in order to remain in the memory of his country, it is clear that his… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“You are my favorite person. I want to be buried next to you. we'll have a shared tombstone. It'll read, 'Holmesy and… — John Green Copy Share Image
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his… — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“There are too many of them." Reyna wondered bitterly how many times she'd said that in her demigod career. She should have… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Surely with as good reason as had Archimedes to have the cylinder, cone and sphere engraved on his tombstone might our distinguished… — James Joseph Sylvester Copy Share Image
There'll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read 'em but all that's gonna matter is that little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually I like the idea of being a Renaissance hack. If tombstones were still in style, I would want to have the… — Dennis Flanagan Copy Share Image
Fire Yourself. Outsource some of your life. Because you know what won't be cute on a tombstone? 'Her grind was impeccable, and… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
I was briefly in the original version of 'Tombstone,' but I didn't make the final cut because that movie went through a… — Joshua Jackson Copy Share Image
I did once answer the question 'What would you say on your tombstone?' I know what I would say: 'Mario Cuomo, 1932… — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
I cannot feel my legs from the waist down any longer. But who cares? I look good and that's all that matters.… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
I don't understand why somebody would wanna scratch their name in somebody's tombstone or anything. But fans are rabid, man; they do… — Vinnie Paul Copy Share Image
Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or… — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
In case my life should end with the cannibals, I hope they will write on my tombstone, 'We have eaten Dr. Schweitzer.… — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
“Whenever I start thinking about death, it always cheers me up to think about my funeral and my tombstone (which, by the… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“Let's get out of here, Sinclair," Willow urged. "I reckon I've offended the God-fearing people of Tombstone enough for one day.” — Charlotte McPherren Copy Share Image
Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death! — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“My life will end someday, but it will end at my convenience.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
That's the one for my tombstone... Here lies David Byrne. Why the big suit? — David Byrne Copy Share Image
Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on. — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
On my tombstone, I really hope that someday they will write: He was true but partial... — Ken Wilber Copy Share Image
