Answer Quote by Mario Cuomo

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

— George Carlin

“His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. But I didn’t call him Tom, or even…

— Jarod Kintz

“Interviewer: What do you want your tombstone to say? Reply: I was hoping for a pyramid.”

— Eldon Farrell

“I was an idiot. End of. Put that on my fucking tombstone”

— David Szalay

“-You don’t want to come out and celebrate with me tonight? What’s more important than the fact that I just got a job? -My…

— Jarod Kintz

I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive,'

— Robert Brunner

“I hope when I die, they won't put on my tombstone, 'He wrote Miss Jane Pittman .' Put anything else, but don't put just…

— Ernest J. Gaines

I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.' I think I'd like them to remember me by saying,…

— Ann Richards

I said, 'I need to know how he died.' He flipped back and pointed at, 'Why?' So I can stop inventing how he died.…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

If I have a tombstone when it's all over, it will say, 'He tried to connect.'

— Mandy Patinkin

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when…

— Ashish Chauhan