Might Quote by Nicholas Sparks

Tombstones don't talk back.

— Leland Chapman

Even a tombstone says good things about a fellow who's down

— Anonymous

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad.

— William Shatner

I conceive disgust at these impertinent and misbecoming familiarities inscribed upon your ordinary tombstone.

— Charles Lamb

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

— Mary Wilson Little

“The legends on the tombstones are eventually worn away as the stone is eroded by rain and wind and centuries. Better to slip away…

— Barbara Quick

I went home to show them they was wrong. All that I found was two tombstones.

— Lynyrd Skynyrd

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

— George Carlin

Had I to carve an inscription on my tombstone I would ask for none other than "The Individual."

— Soren Kierkegaard

I don't want a tombstone. You could carve on it 'She never actually wanted a tombstone.'

— Ali Smith

I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.

— Dorothy Parker

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be…

— Tom Bosley