Air Quote by William Shatner

Tombstones don't talk back.

— Leland Chapman

I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality.

— Shinedown

I don't want a tombstone. You could carve on it 'She never actually wanted a tombstone.'

— Ali Smith

If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?

— Nicholas Sparks

When it's time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.

— Bette Midler

I don't want to have a gravestone. I want to have all my friends burn me and then snort the ashes. I think that's…

— Marilyn Manson

I would rather be ashes than dust.

— Jack London

Ashes to ashes his body back to the Earth, that casket drop six feet, then throw upon it dirt.

— Malice (Clipse

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

— Mary Wilson Little

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

— Robert Breault

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, yadda yadda yadda.”

— Robert Jackson Bennett