Dates Quote by Anonymous

There'll be two dates on your tombstone everyone will read them..but the only thing that matters is the little [ dash between them ]

— Anonymous

“​I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on the tombstone from…

— Linda Ellis

On my tombstone it will say, 'At last, a day off.'

— Bradley Walsh

If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?

— Nicholas Sparks

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner

The chances that your tombstone will read 'Killed by Asteroid' are about the same as they'd be for 'Killed in Airplane Crash.'

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

When I die, I want my tombstone to read: All because I didn't forward that damn text to ten people

— Robert Todd

You've got to be a good date for the reader.

— Kurt Vonnegut

When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of…

— Will Rogers

Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.

— Anonymous

“Carve your name on hearts, not tombstones. A legacy is etched into the minds of others and the stories they share about you.”

— Shannon Alder

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

— George Carlin