No windows give a better view than those a man brings with him in his head, not asking for tickets of admission,… — Pedro Calderon de la Barca Copy Share Image
The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like… — Brad Sherwood Copy Share Image
Everywhere we look, technology has changed our daily lives - from the way we pay our bills, to the way we buy… — Peter Roskam Copy Share Image
Every time you talk about politics or religion, know that the moment you open your mouth you're isolating 50% of your audience,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
“If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we’d not only have fewer parking tickets, we’d also have much less… — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
There may be less of a chance of losing all the money you put into a mutual fund than there is of… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
My fellow Americans, all of us in this grand hall and everybody watching at home, when we vote in this election, we'll… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
The Obama damage is two-fold. First, his success relied on a coalition that likely will not survive, or at least survive at… — Byron York Copy Share Image
Ever since John Kennedy, Democrats have had a weakness for dashing younger men like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama and, I suppose,… — Joe Klein Copy Share Image
I don't follow trends. I'm a trendsetter. I represent all the younger generations; fly kids, creative kids - they look up to… — Tyga Copy Share Image
I can understand that an audience, buying a ticket to see a picture of mine, wants to see something funny because they… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I want to see a more progressive Democratic ticket. I'm not happy with the Democratic Leadership Council's dominance of the party. And… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
I simply constructed a project to try to snap Kurt [Cobain] out of a frame of mind. I sent him a plane… — Michael Stipe Copy Share Image
My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I'm saying there is no way that I will do this, because it's really not me. I know my strengths, and governor… — Condoleezza Rice Copy Share Image
I can say that you [Jill Sander] are my successor on the Green Party ticket so I know a little bit about… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
It's blasphemous, don't get distracted by these lottery tickets and statues. It's just fake gold and plastic... We crying for votes but… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I know that, you know, leaders have to lead. I don't read polls to decide what I'm going to do. But for… — John Kasich Copy Share Image
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people who are 12 and doing things they shouldnt be doing. Whether youre an actress or a… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like . . . the world is a place I bought a ticket to. It’s a big show for… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
If I'd learnt one thing from travelling, it was that the way to get things done was to go ahead and do… — Alex Garland Copy Share Image
In America, if you want to make it as a golfer, you go to college on a scholarship. In Australia, you go… — Stuart Appleby Copy Share Image
Throwing Ronald Reagan out of office at the height of his popularity, with inflation and interest rates down, the economy moving and… — Geraldine Ferraro Copy Share Image
I have held the following jobs: office temp, ticket seller in movie theatre, cook in restaurant, nanny, and phone installer at the… — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
If police officers routinely issue tickets for the most serious traffic offenses, they'll be treating drivers of all races, sexes, and ages… — Bill Dedman Copy Share Image
So long as we refuse to include lottery tickets among the symphonies, or medical bulletins among the overtures, we must refrain from… — Eduard Hanslick Copy Share Image
I met Jay Jonhson. I won him the way poor people occasionally win the lottery: Shameless perseverance and embarrassingly dumb luck, and… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
I always stand out by the voting lines on Election Day, and I can't tell you how many people say, 'I've never… — Wendy Davis Copy Share Image
The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay attention to ticket counts, draws, guarantees and bonuses. I look… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Ultimately, people do want to buy merch and tickets to support their favorite bands, but they don't want to feel like it's… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I'm not like a legend that - so I'm sort of in the middle in this sort of gray area where, you… — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country's problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good." If anyone… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
In opera tradition, when opera die-hard fans, there is a replacement of singer or singer wasn't at his or hers vocal best,… — Mikhail Baryshnikov Copy Share Image