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In Britain, it's good for me to be anonymous, because they just think it's a nobody. "Who is this guy?" — Aphex Twin Copy Share Image
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The man's father is a wonderful human being. I think this guy is a loser. — Harry Reid Copy Share Image
I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Clearly, there's a real onus on you to do something correctly when everybody, at least in the United States, had a really… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Someone wrote to me asking me to illustrate a missed connection that "hasn't happened yet." This guy has seen the same girl… — Sophie Blackall Copy Share Image
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Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site for the 50 children of Ramses II...Fifty children! What I want to know is,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I understand the rules of Superman - not necessarily better than anyone else - but better than a normal filmmaker would. After… — Zack Snyder Copy Share Image
I am 100 percent on the side of insisting that white people step up to a different level of consciousness and commitment… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
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What worries me is, what if this guy is really the one for me and I just haven't had enough therapy yet… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I love the impatience of New York... You ever had somebody not ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
He already knew he could coach. All you had to do was look at each of your players and ask yourself: What… — Chad Harbach Copy Share Image
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I was always the underdog that everyone identified with, and I still think I'm that way. But if you're on the other… — Andrew Hawkins Copy Share Image