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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
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In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
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Steve Wozniak literally one of the sweetest guys. And that was kind of the thing I had to reconcile: how do I… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
When you read the [Twilight series], it's like saying 'Edward Cullen is so beautiful I creamed myself'. I mean every line is… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
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Same thing for the bad guy. People were really after this guy Radovan Karadicz. But I came up with a combination of… — Richard Shepard Copy Share Image
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The FBI announced today that they are now looking for Osama bin Laden's financial adviser. You think this guy is in demand.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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Alright...here's the deal. What's happening in this piece is very simple, over here on this side...you see that there is a very… — Chester Bennington Copy Share Image
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