America Quote by David Rees

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree…

— David Rees

The thing that was interesting to me about Relationshapes - as opposed to most of the other cartoons I've ever made - was I…

— David Rees

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

— David Rees

I didn't dare to dream of making money. But now of course, I've made many thousands of dollars sharpening pencils.

— David Rees

I just wanted a really simple, dramatic way so that fans, people who were reading my comic, would be like, "This is something different."…

— David Rees

Everyone has pencils in their house, no matter how hip and contemporary they are.

— David Rees

I was just worried that someone was gonna think that I had been commissioned by Jamba Juice to make cartoons about Jamba Juice. And…

— David Rees

I never thought I would make a living as a pencil-sharpener. The first goal was: I don't want to lose money. And then the…

— David Rees

I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going…

— David Rees

I would make a comic for Rolling Stone every two weeks, because they're biweekly. And then I would make weekly comics for my weekly…

— David Rees

The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.

— David Rees

I started sharpening pencils at the census and how that was a difficult time in my life because my marriage was ending and I…

— David Rees