I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Once the movie's over, there's not much point. When the thing is edited, mixed, and color-corrected, and you've finished it... In my… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy is sitting across the table from the girl and flirting… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If I just got up in the morning and had no place to go and was retired or something, I would be… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say "Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie." You… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think, on both sides of the camera or the novel: Distraction. I'm obsessed with: Can I get this actress or my… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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