That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
