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When I started doing standup when I was 17, I was talking about being Indian and specifically ethnic jokes. Straightforward stuff that… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I actually remember very specifically the night that I launched Facebook at Harvard. I used to go out to get pizza with… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I was living in Japan at the time, Shoko Asahara was an important figure and you could say his name and people… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
It's only Western civilization that, God forbid, you talk about dying, when it's the only thing we know for certain, right? Everyone's… — Abel Ferrara Copy Share Image
I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I've seen my kids' work at school, and I think they're better than when I was young, 'cause I was brainwashed into… — Oliver Stone Copy Share Image
The first person who ever told me that happiness was work was this manic-depressive artist I knew when I was in my… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
When I did 'The Tonight Show' and Jay Leno was still there, he was very nice but it was surreal. It's like… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
In that house, you will find my heart. You must break in, Henri, and get it back for me.' Was she mad?… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
In 1967, in DeKalb v. DeSpain, a court (255 F.Supp. 655. N.D.Ill. 1966.) took a 4-line nursery rhyme used by a K-5… — David Barton Copy Share Image
Also, having grown up in England, you walk around London, you're passing relics that are a thousand years old - the wall… — Miles Millar Copy Share Image
I think I write honestly about what goes on in a guy’s mind, and girls are interested in that. As a sex,… — Gary Lightbody Copy Share Image
[Romeo + Juliet] is relevant when Hamlet and all of that was out, when [William] Shakespeare wrote it. It's relevant now. It's… — Quindon Tarver Copy Share Image
I suppose we don't rely on comparison enough to tell us whom it is that we are talking to. We give people… — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
His heart's occupied elsewhere," said Ben from behind me. "And even if it weren't he's not interested in your kind. But, I'm… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“We can't lose you," she said after a few moments of awkward as hell silence. "You have to understand that we aren't… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If you've got a good enough business, if you have a monopoly newspaper, if you have a network television station - I'm… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I think if I heard someone else talking about their life, describing all the problems I've had, they'd look like they were… — Nas Copy Share Image
Somehow, the agenda has been put into the form of talking about a set of transitions from state A, the present, to… — George Cowan Copy Share Image
I’m not complaining about Romance Being Dead - I’ve just described a happy marriage as based on talking about plants and a… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I cannot imagine why a woman would ever call herself anything but a feminist. But a man calling himself a feminist, what… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
Although human beings are incapable of talking about themselves with total honesty, it is much harder to avoid the truth while pretending… — Akira Kurosawa Copy Share Image
When I'm talking about a product, before it was a product, it was in my brain. So if I have an inspiration,… — Joy Mangano Copy Share Image
Little fussy Otto, in his red-lined black opera cloak with pockets for all his gear, his shiny black shoes, his carefully cut… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My agent called me when we were talking before I came to the States. He told me we are going to select… — Ivica Zubac Copy Share Image
Not wasting any water bottles is good. Not leaving the lights on is good. Turning the thermostat down in the winter, up… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
Many people do not know that Jesus did not speak Latin or English or Hebrew; he spoke Aramaic. But nobody knows that… — Ngugi wa Thiong'o Copy Share Image
What I really want to do is create great roles for women. And I'm not talking Nicholas Sparks romance. I think women's… — Melissa Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Why are kids being inundated with food that is not good for them, when we're suffering from an obesity crisis? Is the… — Jane Velez-Mitchell Copy Share Image
The best thing about Sassy Seats is that grandmothers cannot figure out how they work and are in constant fear of the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Yet it is true—skin can mean a great deal. Mine means that any man may strike me in a public place and… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
The extremists are talking too loudly, and everyone is convinced that only he is on the right side. It’s not just Jews… — Reuven Rivlin Copy Share Image
“I think Ru [Paul] gave me the best advice when he said to talk into a recorder and transcribe it. That is… — Michelle Visage Copy Share Image
Brother dear,” I said, “did your soul leave your body while Amos was talking, or did you actually hear him? Egyptian gods… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Looking back on 200 years of feminist agitation in this country, we've got to get it that the moral high ground doesn't… — Naomi Wolf Copy Share Image
[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Oh,You think your cool 'cause you can talk sh!t to people online?? No,B!tch! You aren't cool! Your fuck!n' dumb! Get real!!!! You… — Jasmine Copy Share Image