There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart —… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
