When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
I was the person who had a 10 lb baby on my arm called my purse, and now that I have a… — Jeannie Mai Copy Share Image
When I was younger than this I was stupid,confused,indecisive,dumb,foolish, etc... At that time didn't know that I was like that … but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here is my theory on this one. If you write things down, if there is a mystery and you try and explain… — Joey Santiago Copy Share Image
'Reno 911: Miami!' is a terrible, terrible title, and all the reviews - good and mostly bad - nobody pointed out how… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I've always been the annoying person that always asks questions. I've always known how to use my voice, and I've always been… — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
There are, of course, many, many, many good cinematographers and unfortunately they don't work as much as many of those people who… — Vilmos Zsigmond Copy Share Image
For some reason, we can't go to Cuba, businesses in American can't do business in Cuba. I think that that is stupid.… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I am messaging you to say that I love you, and that you're completely wrong about me thinking you're stupid. I always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care about Donald Trump himself. I care and I worry about the very big base that supports him because this… — Bassem Youssef Copy Share Image
I personally don't like to diet. I think it's stupid. You only live once. I do like to train just because of… — Bray Wyatt Copy Share Image
“A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
Maybe because I'm from New Jersey, I just have this kind of plain language hangup. But I would make very clear -… — Chris Christie Copy Share Image
People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It sounded weird to hear you talk so much; normally you only said a few words at a time. I'd never imagined… — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
Why can't I be friends with somebody who's gay? Why not? You can miss out on a lot by being so small-minded… — ASAP Rocky Copy Share Image
The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
All my life Ive known better than to depend on the experts. How could I have been so stupid, to let them… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
This is always the problem with building heroes. To keep them pure, we must build them stupid. The world is built on… — Bernard Beckett Copy Share Image
But I can't listen to music too often. It affects your nerves, makes you want to say stupid, nice things, and stroke… — Vladimir Lenin Copy Share Image
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it… — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Why do people not listen when you say no? Why do they think you are too stupid or too young to understand?… — Sharon Creech Copy Share Image
If you never venture outside the box, you will probably not be creative. But if you never get inside the box, you… — Christopher Peterson Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You occupied my space. But because you were not in my present, when I looked into my future I saw . .… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can… — Claude Chabrol Copy Share Image
I drive an old Camaro that I got when I was 16. And I've been known to do stupid things with my… — Gregory Smith Copy Share Image
I don't waste my time doing my head in about stupid things that don't really matter and don't waste time worrying over… — David Silva Copy Share Image
We are the most amazing creatures that this world has ever produced, but we seem to also have this herd mentality; we… — Vivienne Westwood Copy Share Image
I think it is just stupid economics for a government to approach economic management from a strand of thinking regarding unions as… — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Maybe the Merlin was right. Maybe its better to look stupid but strong, than it is to look smart but weak, I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I'm emotional and I can't let go, I am trying to hold onto you. Though it hurts me so, gotta let go.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so stupid that I cannot understand philosophy; the antithesis of this is that philosophy is so clever that it cannot… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have… — Kara Lindsay Copy Share Image
