Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“The rain started a few minutes later, a fine mist at first, growing more steady as the miles flew by. The Mercedes… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother. “I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You can relax. I am not here to collect on the deal" I blinked. "You are not? Then why did you drop… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was grinning. "Somebody beat the shit out of this guy before he got shot." "That would be me."I said. "Babe,"Ranger said,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing." "You're in love with… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
