Shows Quotes · Page 124

Half the reason I turned into a writer is you didn't have to show up anywhere. You could work naked.

— Jerry Stahl

He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him.

— Jack Handey

What's the point? you can bring in 50 witnesses and it would not change what the tape clearly shows.

— Michael Jackson

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun…

— Dave Chappelle

I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

— Dan Harmon

My job is to show and tell. If I get better at showing and telling then presumably I get hired more.

— Tom Hardy

I wish to show those who deny us Patriotism that we know how to die for our country and convictions.

— Jose Rizal

I've got to show at all times that I'm willing to tear any emcee a new asshole, at any given moment.

— Styles P

Critics of the Wall Street protesters claim that they have old ideas, nothing new, and they're never going to work. Wait a…

— David Letterman

We are sorry about [the E3] media briefings, specifically for those who were expecting to see Nintendo show something about ‘Super Mario’…

— Satoru Iwata

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if…

— Craig Ferguson

I wanted to go amongst gangbangers, to understand this war they were fighting amongst each other. I wanted to document it, [also]…

— Jamel Shabazz

First, I started taking dance classes, and then I started taking singing lessons. Then my mom put me into a year-round theatre…

— Lilla Crawford

Communism is born out of misery, and if the West does not show more understanding, those people will take up arms and…

— Francois Mitterrand

I believe that no man who holds a leader's position should ever accept favors from either side. He is then committed to…

— Mother Jones

There were a lot of times where I didn't get any shows and even until recently got a lot of kind of…

— Gigi Hadid

He didn't know whether we created God in our own image or whether God created us without quite knowing what he was…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

On the last drafts, I focus on the words themselves, including the rub of vowels and consonants, stressed and unstressed syllables. Yet…

— Ron Rash

People ask me all the time, 'Are you fed up with reality TV?' At the end of the day, it can affect…

— Josh Henderson

I kind of think that if you show conspiracy theorists a photo of the dead Bin Laden they will come up with…

— Gail Collins

Trade shows such as the wire tappers' ball are highly secretive and ban journalists from attending. None of the U.S. agencies that…

— Rebecca MacKinnon

If your gig is not in an office for eight hours a day, its going to be somewhere. If you're a truck…

— Joel Plaskett

A puppet that starts to improvise badly is almost funnier than the puppet that's improvising well. So the show gets better when…

— Brian Henson

Ah! how much a mother learns from her child! The constant protection of a helpless being forces us to so strict an…

— Honore de Balzac

Fans are all I care about - to be honest. If they stop coming to the shows, then I will get worried.

— Yelawolf

In the crazy world of touring, if something gets stuck at customs, I can do a show with just my amp!

— Kerry King

In show business, you can't make a living. You can only make a fortune, but you can't make a living.

— Steve Guttenberg

If you do eight shows a week it's just too difficult to try to put everything that you can together.

— Jamie Farr

Research shows the presence of women raises the standards of ethical behavior and lowers corruption.

— Hillary Clinton

Weakness ineffectually seeks to disguise itself,--like a drunken man trying to show how sober he is.

— Christian Nestell Bovee

All my roots are Broadway. I got my Equity Card doing a Broadway show, and my first love is theater.

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson

I go to ballet five days a week. I would love to go to a fashion show one day, because I never…

— Elle Fanning

I'm not looking for answers when I show up to the set. I'm just asking the questions, over and over.

— Timothy Olyphant

There is no map that can show you how to leap. The map for this is somewhere in our own imagination.

— Swami Paramananda

That which shows God in me, fortifies me. That which shows God out of me, makes me a wart and a wen.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am planning a one-man art show of original Batman oil paintings that I will show in New York City.

— Bob Kane

I can sing in front of people. I can go on a TV show, live, and not feel like I'm going to…

— Kara DioGuardi

Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity.

— Saadi

Popular broadcast shows and movies have their closed captions stripped when they go to the Internet.

— Marlee Matlin

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.

— Josh Hartnett